Wednesday 19 December 2007

more John John

The Met has forecast a warm front, intermittent cloud.
"Unfortunately," the Director smiles cock-eyed at his guests, "it seems to be more mittent than inter."
With the persistence of the cloud the Director has pressganged Barry into joining him in one of the lecture rooms. The steep-seated lecture room has been easily converted to a circus — copies of last night's printout pinned like grey bunting to the walls, the Director’s pate polished to a ringmaster's pink brilliance. Even a bar has been installed and a student dragooned to act as barkeep for the benefit of the Director's guests.
These guests are academic celebrities, old pale and local dignitaries, including even the Mayor of Hastings, complete with chain. They stand about the dais in chattering groups, glasses in hand as if at a cocktail party, the last watering hole of the night on a worthies' pub crawl. At least, Barry consoles himself, the media are conspicuous by their absence; and he contemptuously accepts the congratulations of another good citizen for 'his' line.
Barry Tappell's anger for this gathering of notables is founded on his empirical distrust of the type. He regards them all as busybodies, as parasites, as social climbers disloyal to their disowned past. They are people who contribute nothing, who will only claim later to have been here, to have known him. Fame by association, like a pop star's hairdresser; all are here to claim their part in his discovery. And these are the privileged, are the elite of his society, are the people let in on the news, are idle people. Barry doesn’t have time to go wandering around strange observatories on the off-chance of seeing something novel. These are people with power, with connections: a smug Home Office type has justified the absence of government grants by telling Barry that the good old-fashioned ways have proved themselves yet again. He hasn't repeated that since the cloud came over.
Outside all that can be seen is a high white ceiling of cirrus. Twice the Director has rung the Met Office. They won't commit themselves to an improvement this night. Aware of his guests' disappointment, at 11:35 the Director suggests that Barry phone Mullard.
For the benefit and entertainment of his guests the Director switches the phone to open line. The guests hush one another. On identifying himself Barry is almost immediately connected with the voice or that morning.
"Cloud?'" the technician says sympathetically.
"The stone age," Barry responds for the benefit of the Home Office.
"Console yourself: you'd have had a job finding it tonight anyway. Your line is now curving and attenuated. As for its speed... we're almost certain that it's started to enter the solar system. That's what, we think, is making it waver."
"Could be the bottom of the curtain," Barry says, explains his net curtain analogy.
"Possible," the voice at Mullard is doubtful of any analogy, "We favour it's being because it's entering the solar system. Being drawn out of line by the gravity of the planets. Our guess is it's between Earth and Pluto now." Barry makes a note,
"Speed?"
"Fast. Exactly how fast we don't even want to speculate. It's also giving off too much noise for us to accurately focus. And from horizon to horizon... well, there's just too much of it. Put the dishes onto auto and it's like a fairground here."
"Any ideas on its composition? Ice?"
"It's about a million K."
"Active."
"Not half. The dust, so far as we can make out, is silicon, graphite and calcium. And the gas is hydrogen mostly, with neon, nitrogen, sulphur, argon and some oxygen."
"Nebula then."
"Your first guess. It's only its speed that's out of character."
"Direction?"
"Who knows. The sun? Us?"
"The sun... Will it nova?"
"Depends on the quantity. Might. A flare'd be bad enough."
"Should we warn somebody? For all that they can do. Be certainly safer to stay indoors."
"It's done. But as yet no panic. The way it’s twisting about it's definitely attracted to the planets. That should dissipate a fair quantity of it."
"If it does come to us, it’ll he one helluva aurora borealis."
"Aurora australis too. Mustn't forget our southern cousins. And with that amount of magnetism in the atmosphere it’ll be more than a simple aurora. We'll be ringing you for information."
At that last remark the Home Office type has puffed himself up again. As Barry replaces the phone the other guests raise eyebrows to one another.
"Is it dangerous?" the Mayor asks the Director. The Director looks to Barry.
"Possibly," Barry shrugs. "Don’t know enough for certain. If the line has entered the solar system... then it’ll reach here before the sun. In that case Saturn and Uranus will attract and absorb much of its dust. What puzzles me is, if it has entered the solar system then, no matter what its volume or mass, it has to be travelling at almost the speed of light... Unless its volume is so great... Or if its mass is increasing..."
"What if the sun does nova?" the Director asks Barry for the benefit of his guests.
Barry recalls himself from his conjectures,
"Bye bye sun. Bye bye solar system."
"And if it's a flare?"
"Depends on the height and duration of the flare. If for 24 hours, bye bye cruel world. If for anything below 12 hours, bye bye that hemisphere. Either way it’ll make all your nuclear bombs look like the original fizzling squib."
All those present had lived their whole lives under threat of one kind or another, in fear of some calamity — car accidents, plane crashes, oil spillages, gas leaks, pesticide poisoning, nuclear destruction... Another such possible threat now doesn't unduly bother them. And, soon afterwards, the majority of the guests, their appetite for news and sensation satisfied, they drift off into the night.

Voice Off. Those human beings who feel that they are the victims of their society so loathe that unjust society that they are prepared to take a grim satisfaction in seeing their whole world destroyed in the knowledge that it will mean the absolute destruction of that cruel and corrupt society.