Wednesday 2 January 2008

more of John John

Two ancient astronomers have ensconced themselves before the lecture room bar. A corner of Barry's mind notices a man in a grey suit sitting high up, like a suspended presence; but his concentration is directed elsewhere, his imagination out in space with his line. Returning to the observatory tower he taps up various observations from last night, stays to study them lengthily on the VDU.
The Director seeks Barry out in the tower to tell him that he is going home. A few other of the guests linger on, take to wandering glasses in hand between the tower and the lecture room, discussing private matters on their perambulations.
Each observation on the VDU Barry cancels with impatience. Insufficient data. And the more he tries to concentrate the more his inattentive mind sidetracks him. Seems all his life he has been governed by a lack. And how does one qualify and quantify a lack? How does one measure its importance? By the effect of its absence? But, it being an unknown, how do we know what its lack of effect is? And being creatures of balance we automatically compensate for any lack, so any effect is diminished. Barry's father left when he was six. Other boys had fathers at home, had bikes. Other boys had dinghies, had home computers. Some could play musical instruments. What effect did his not having those things have on his life? If he'd had a father, a bike, a dinghy, a home computer, a saxophone... what would he be now? And now, here tonight, how does he enter these known lacks into his calculations?
He returns to the lecture room for a drink. The student barman has left and so have most of the guests. One ancient astronomer sits at the bar and helps himself and Barry. The man in the grey suit sits drinkless in the tiered seats above.
At three thirty Barry has had enough of the astronomer's pompous reminiscences, of how time and again he was proven right. Barry phones Mullard. The line is still open.
"Where is it now?" he asks.
"Passing Neptune's orbit, heading for Uranus."
"At that rate..."
'Tomorrow night."
The ancient astronomer wheezes, smacks his old man’s slippery lips. This night's events hold no interest for him.
"If it’s as heavily magnetised as you say..." Barry falters, "You realise its effect?"
"All satellite communications cut," the Mullard man crisply responds, "Be back to land lines."
"If it enters our atmosphere in any quantity, I doubt if even land lines will work. It's the other implications which bother me. All telecommunications will he affected. Including radar. Who knows what governments have got what radar-primed missiles pointed at one another?"
"Yes?"
"Only needs one to go, no communications, no human agency involved, and it’ll escalate automatically. If bizarrely. Because most of those missiles are also radar-guided. Could end up nuking themselves into extinction and thinking it’s some other side doing it."
"You do realise what you're saying? That it would mean our government unilaterally disarming? You do realise just how dangerous this could be?"
"The danger lies in having the stupid bloody things in the first place."
The Mullard man makes no comment. Barry re-listens to the man’s words: they were an airing of received wisdom for the benefit of those possibly listening at the Mullard end. There was no heat in them. Barry too adopts a reasonable tone: he does not want to estrange this his only source of information.
"So what do we do?" he asks the man.
"I’ll get in touch with the relevant authorities, tell them what you think might happen."
Barry realises that the Mullard man led him into making those statements to enable himself to pass on these fears as Barry's and not as his own, and his tone says that he is grateful for having been given the opportunity.
"Oh, we get the spectroscopics back," he says, "As expected, no ice. Just dust and gas. We’ll be in touch." The line goes dead.
Barry becomes aware of the grey-suited man standing over him.
"Until that call I was here only as an observer," the man shows a plastic wallet to Barry. Barry reads ‘M’ something, Government Agency and an Army number. The bland photograph matches the bland face.
"And now?" Barry looks him over: grey suit buttoned, white shirt, green tie.
"Now you have suggested that we disarm ourselves. With your unstable past we were afraid of something of the sort. So, from this point on, you've got yourself a minder." The ancient astronomer unsteadily absents himself.
"I hope," Barry says to the man, "that whoever my suggestion goes to has more sense than you."
"We'll ensure that they're aware of your past."
The man is smiling down on Barry — with the perennial amusement which the powerful, these in the know, have for the pitiful dupes below them.
"The facts’ll speak for themselves," Barry dismisses him. To Barry this smirking man is a distractive intrusion, a needless interruption to the flow of his thoughts.
"Either way, from now on you're under 24 hour surveillance."
"Just keep your distance."

Voice Off. Certain human beings own a temperament which has to have enemies. With a rival, a competitor to measure their own performance against, they are able to comfortingly enclose their thoughts.